Saturday, April 4, 2020

TRUMP AND DESANTIS - THE ORGAN GRINDER AND THE MONKEY


When Donald Trump decided to escape the Big Apple and call the Sunshine State his official home, it wasn’t because he loved the people of Florida. It was because he needed them. Or to put in perfect Trumpish simplicity, he knew that without those precious 29 electoral college votes, his re-election chances would disappear faster than a poodle snatched by a gator.

When he clinched the 2016 election by snatching Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, while the Hillary campaign wasn’t looking, winning Florida was just icing on his victory cake. But when those rust belt states began looking more and more like Biden country, Florida got elevated from luxury to necessity.

So, you might logically think that the “wartime president” of the United States and his obedient gator-state general would have spared nothing to construct an impenetrable anti-virus shield around every single Trump-leaning Florida voter, from Tallahassee to Key West. Or so you might think.

Of course, fearful, vulnerable residents of every state in this country would be grateful to receive an impenetrable anti-virus shield, and Floridians are certainly no exception. In fact, when it comes to actual need, they may be at or near the very top of that list.

According to the Kaiser Family Foundation, “Florida’s population is among the most at-risk in the nation. One in five residents is 65 or older. Between age and pre-existing health conditions, nearly half the state's population is at heightened risk of contracting the coronavirus.”

To make it even worse, over 2.5 million Florida residents are without health insurance. It did not have to be that way, but the previous governor, Republican, Rick Scott rejected Medicaid expansion. He had to. It was part of Obamacare and scrubbing the name Obama from the history books has been considered a sacred obligation of every “true” Republican.

As the economy continues to tank, job losses will continue to mount, and the number of uninsured will soar. Here is what we know, and what Trump and DeSantis should know -- If you are counting every nickel to put food on your family’s table or to keep a roof over their heads, you are unlikely to buy health insurance.

And, if you don’t have health insurance, and you get sick from COVID-19, you are less likely to go to a hospital until it’s too late, and when you are more apt to infect a hospital worker.

In February, Trump’s Florida poll numbers were underwater. 47% approved of his job as president, while 51% disapproved. Not what he was hoping for. But he did have a not-so-secret weapon.

That same February poll showed approval for DeSantis at 65% and disapproval at only 21%. Come November, the popular governor could sell the argument that Florida could ill afford having a Democrat in the White House. The DeSantis-Trump connection was working just fine. Don’t mess it up!
But the good old days of February are now a distant memory.

Through lies, denials, self-contradictions, breathtaking reversals, and mystifying inaction, Trump, aided by his loyal captains at Fox, and by that Medal of Freedom recipient, Rush Limbaugh, gave the monster virus a 6-week head start.

Donald Trump will own that death count, forever.

So, while Trump was busy being Trump, what was DeSantis doing to protect Floridians? What exactly was his strategy to flatten the infection curve?

Actually, he didn’t have one. But, would he at least do the obvious? Would he cancel Spring Break and close the beaches, restaurants, and bars? Nope! Instead of closing those social infection mega centers, he answered the call for crisis leadership by passing the buck to mayors and local governments. Some of them did the right thing and some did not.

Was he gambling that Floridians would be proud that their courageous governor stood firm in protecting the God-given right of residents and tourists to frolic on Florida’s beautiful beaches?

Meanwhile, the virus did what viruses do, except this virus does it on steroids – travel from one body to another, turning sickening or deadly in the bodies of the elderly, and those with pre-existing conditions.

On April 1st, under pressure from the scientists and the media, Trump finally made a phone call to DeSantis, who dutifully issued his stay-at-home order. Well, better late than never, but as Florida’s death toll mounts, Trump’s poll numbers will begin to fall, and for that, he will do what comes most naturally. He will blame DeSantis.

For months to come, story upon story will circulate about grieving family members who lost a loved one to a death that was avoidable – a loved one who would still be alive, if only our federal government was on par with South Korea and the governor of Florida was as competent and courageous as the governor of California.

Ron DeSantis’s previously high poll numbers had prompted serious talk of his possible candidacy for president in 2024. Then he gambled with the lives he was hired protect. Make no mistake about it, there will be a DeSantis death toll that will follow him to the end of his term and to the end of his life.

Oh, one more thing. Hurricane season arrives on June 1st. Can Governor DeSantis possibly handle one or more devastating hurricanes on top of the raging storm that he helped fuel?

That’s, of course, a rhetorical question. I know the answer, and so do you. Though, for the sake of Florida, I sincerely hope we are wrong.

Please remember that the most important storm of our lifetime will arrive on Election Day, November 3rd. In this case, there will be no calm before the storm, but there will certainly be calm after it.

Until then, on behalf of the Anti-Trumpism Coalition of Democrats, Independents, and the American Wing of the Republican Party, stay sheltered!


Bruce Coltin
Surviving Trump Two Minutes at a Time

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